Daughter: "Mom, you didn't really go to a nude beach did you?"
Me: "Well, yes, I did."
Daughter: "Why would you want to go some place like that?"
Me: "Well, Hon, I wasn't really aware of what Hippie Hollow really was, nor did I know that there would be naked guys walking around with their weiner wangers hanging out." (Because if I did, I would have gone up there on the first day of my trip!)
Daughter: "You, didn't really see any nekked guys did you, Mom?"